WEEK 4: YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARDY

[jon]

MAN I REALLY WANT TO WIN HOH!!! If I can win, then I can make a power play on some of the shady ass hoes in this house...I wanna win so bad so I can just take this game by force!!!




I'm looking at you Keith, Kaysar, Heaven, and Michelle

Right now I can trust Ryan and Nick with my LIFE! Lane and Memphis seem solid and I think Aaryn and Allison are cool with me. I want to make a big move this week, especially if the houses are merged. I would loooooooove to get keith out but I've got my eyes on a prize much bigger than that weirdo...



I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA!!!

Heaven was super shady last round with her noms. Kathy/Kenny? They didn't know each other that well and yet she said she had to split them up!? Apparently she heard of their closeness from Kaysar...REALLY YOU LISTEN TO ONE PERSON IN THE GAME AND YOU CHOOSE KAYSAR???

Everyone knows how shady Keith is but no one really wants to touch Heaven...except me...like in a strategic way. I want to backdoor Heaven this week. I wanna cause a ruckus!

[jon]

OH MAN THIS IS RICH

[jon]

I
AM
SO
HAPPPPPPPPPYYYY



I'm really pumped that I have guaranteed safety for myself. Although my two main targets in the game are in house 2, I still have some people that I'd like out in house 1.

Kaysar- I think it's just hilarious that we have yet to talk to each other. Its a two way street, I get it but after the shady stuff that went down with Kenny, I have no intention of working with him. Kaysar is my target this week.

Michelle- Michelle is a really good social player but when I was on the block a few rounds ago, she was being really sketchy about keeping me. She is a player who will be in your corner when the sun is out but at soon as it rains shes outtie.

I don't know what I'll do if veto is used, I really don't want to name a replacement...

BLEHHFHHGH W/E

[jon]

Being HOH is hard but I'd rather be HOH then on the block...

[jon]

literally how i feel


I fucking knew Kaysar was gonna win. Just my luck!!! The worse part is that there are so many people I would not mind putting up on the block. (Hayley and Keith) BUT THEY'RE NOT IN THE HOUSE I'M IN!!!

I won't put up Memphis. He is 100% with me and I can't put him in that danger. Although there are times where I'm not sure where Ben's head is at...I can't put him up either. If it wasn't for Ben, Ryan and I would have been fucked two rounds ago. 

That leaves Lane and Aaryn. Lane says he's with the frat (still hate that name) and I believe him...BUT he hasn't really had a chance to prove it to us yet. 

Aaryn is the easy option to nominate, the problem is that the bitch is crazy. I believe that she has my best interest atm and if I put her up EVEN AS A PAWN she will totally fucking freak out. Next round is gonna be crazy and if I'm on the block, then I'm totally going to need her vote. 


I'm also SUPER worried that Ryan/Nick might get BD over in house 2. That also plays into my decision. If I put up Aaryn next to Michelle, I might as well say "HEY EVERYONE, THE GUYS ARE TOGETHER!!! PLEASE TARGET US ASAP!!!" It might be smart to approach Lane with the plan of putting him up as a pawn. I'm pretty sure Ben and Memphis would vote to keep him and then I can at least break the tie and send Michelle packing. She's gonna be super pissed but I just can't trust her flip floppy nature. I need people that I know 100% will be in my corner and will try and win HOH. 


Moments like these are the reasons I hate being HOH

[jon]

OH GREAT LANE DOESNT WANT TO GO UP!

JESUS ELENBURG!!!

[Shir]

Shocker

[jon]

Would you be interested in being a pawn???

[Shir]

I'd be interested in being a pawn star, ya